2021 Funnies

2021 Was a Serious Year Overall

I still managed to experience and capture some funny moments. 

Cheers to Small Moments 

Enjoy! 😂

Katie: What is that on your keychain?

Kelly: It’s a flashlight and it doubles as a horrible, high-pitched sound.

Katie: Why?

Kelly: My mom got it for me in case I was in trouble.

Katie: OK. I would have been more excited if it was a Tamagotchi.

5 mins later after I wrote this and swore her to 5 mins of silence.

Katie: Can I say what I want to say now? I really thought it was a Tamagotchi and you were hiding it from me.

1-5-21

Kelly: This honey is so good. Let’s make honey-infused vodka.

Katie: stirring her drink with a spoon coated in cold honey that clearly didn’t blend. How about we make honey-infused tea?

Kelly: oh, yeah. That makes sense. Hahaha

1-6-21

Jesus is a big gal.

1-19-21

1-22-21 CD

I’m ready to just serial killer drive straight across the country!

2-6-21 Katie

No, Kelly. I don’t want to play hide and seek.

Put a Nuun in your beer!

2-15-21 Sara

You can’t host an orgy and be mad if someone gets chlamydia.

Joe 2-15-21

2-20-21

I don’t eat anything orange.

Did you hear what beer I ordered? Blood Orange

I can’t eat it. I drink it.

Anthony Miragliotta

If you’re going to eat Cheetos. You better have some wipes or something.

Liz

If someone is younger than me and calls me hun. I’m done.

Stephanie

2-27-21

Kelly: Well, that was a great speech. We were all captivated.

Bob: No it really wasn’t but y’all are high and I had nothing else to do.

Erik: It seems you need to get high then.

K- Please don't pay for me. I had vodka 

You gave me drugs. We’re even. JC

I wish we had a pond in here so I could just sit and fish. 4-17-21 Kidney Stone Katie

She is the type of person that if you were hiding Jews under the floorboards of your house she would tell the Nazis. That’s what I imagined.

EJ

Kelly. All I am thinking about right now is what I can eat with Italian dressing. 

Katie 5-26-21

Kelly: Let’s just hike now.

Katie: No. Let’s wait until it gets warmer. 

Kelly: But, Look that the blue sky!

Kelly! Who is the native?

Have you ever shit underwater? Cuz it’s like giving birth out of your asshole. 

LM

Stephanie: You’re sparkling all over.

Kelly: I am a vampire. I sparkle in the sun. Jk, it is my Hawaiian Tropic sunscreen.

Stephanie: Haha you are so gay you sparkle!

5-29-21

6-11-21

I bet even their sour cream tastes like shit. (La Canabaña, Estes Park after eating gross guacamole.)

LM

Better start driving soon Kel before this kicks in.

Shut your flap!

Linz

That’s the first time I’ve ever seen three mullets in one minute. #MulletsPerMinute MPM--

Matt Bateman picking up sushi in Parker

If you notice I gave all of the bigger cups to the people who are driving in the smaller cups to the people who live here.

Stephanie 

It’s Wednesday night and we’re about to get crazy! Wait a minute, it’s Tuesday! Ha ha Stephanie about making topo Chico grapefruit with grapefruit vodka and pouring half a bottle of vodka into four glasses

Summer Stephanie 6-15-21

The yellow jackets just walked by. They are gonna sting us!

Katie Red Rocks Shakey Graves

6-23-21

No seeums= Irish hello 

Bobby Brower

07-24-21

Got Sallie watching Sopranos and all she can say is it sounds like Kelly, Jackie, and Cindy talking in the kitchen.

Keith Kemmerer Nov 11th

Since when did karaoke become America’s Got Talent?

Nov. 25 Katie

Look at this beautiful display of drugs (a bag of Doritos, a bag of Funyuns, and a box of MnMs)! No more avocado oil chips, Kelly. It’s like eating lavender and expecting to trip, but nothing happens. That’s what it’s like to eat avocado oil chips. All of THIS stuff is pure magic.

11-29-21 Katie

Kelly, you have enough energy during the day to power an entire country. I’ve seen you!

“I NEED a napkin!”

Mom

Pete and Elda's  12-2-21

I’m like a party favor- Sean

12-5-21

Katie: Hi, my Kelly. What time is your COVID test tomorrow?

Quarantined Kelly: 7 am but I have to return right away because at “10 am Santa’s comin' to town.”

Katie: Well you have lost your mind already.

12-8-21

12-14-21 Katie

Kelly: You have to eat something. How about some oats?

Katie: Oats?! You might as well give me horse feed!

12-22-21

"We probably didn't get COVID because we drink so hard and our bodies are pickled."

Sandy Miragliotta

Funny Moments From My Niece & Nephews...

Thanks, Jacko

In the boys' speech class today, they have been working on their ending sounds and for this session, they were practicing the K sound. The teacher was showing them pictures and they had to say what it was... this picture was a rake. Well instead of ending it with a k they messed up and ended it with a p... so they were both screaming “rape” repeatedly, loudly. 😂😂

1-13-21

Forgot to tell you about Cole’s Amelia Bedelia moment last night.

We were upstairs and they were waiting for me to get done braiding Brooklyn’s hair before bed so I could read a book to them. Cole wouldn’t stop asking for me to read it so I told him to do a book walk while he was waiting. (book walk= looking through the pages and seeing what you think will happen) so he grabbed three more books off the rack and lays them down on the floor and starts walking on them. 😂😂 I was like Cole what the heck are you doing?!? “I’m doing a book walk!”  📚 1-25-21

3-8-21

Question of the Day

If you could go anywhere in the world, where would you go?

Cole: Colorado to see Aunt Kelly. 

Hunter: The Dunkin Donuts 

3-14-21

Cole comes to the top of the steps crying saying, “Mommy! My fan ran out of batteries!!” I hear he’s really upset so I rush up there, also very confused because the only fan he has is on his ceiling...

“Cole, are you talking about this fan on your ceiling?”

“Yes, I hit the switch and it won’t turn on. It ran out of batteries!!” (Tears are pouring down his face at this point)

“Cole you have to hit the switch under the handle sometimes, it also turns it off." (they have the dimmer and a switch on the plate)

“Ooooh!! I didn’t know that.” He’s very relieved that his fan and light are now working.

“Cole, what did you think that button was there for, silly?”

“I thought that released the rockets.”

😳

6-17-21

PS Brooklyn came home and told me she joined a beatboxing band today. 

See video

Brooklyn has a birthday party tomorrow and it’s half at Snyder’s farm and then at the girl's house. She just rolled over to me and asked what she is going to wear. I said, "Pants and a short-sleeve shirt and bring a jacket. If you want to wear those brown boots you can. 

She goes, "Oh yes I would like those brown boots, but maybe that shirt I wore for picture day (white with rainbow leopard print) even though I don’t think that’s really accepted at the farm but…"

😂

10-16-21